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They’re having a laugh and a joke and rubbish. Then the second half and the lads are throwing the towel in, you expect to be laughing at the end of the game." Mauro Icardi was cheered by Inter Milan when he missed a penalty against Cagliari after he criticized the fans in his autobiography. When the smog lifts in Los Angeles U.C.L.A. I got some batteries that were given out free of charge. The Germans bombed our Chippy’s and the fish got battered!! It’s a joke that’s been passed down through the ages on Merseyside and Stan Boardman had the audiences in uproar with his anti-German jokes – especially when he said ‘Fokker’ live on prime time telly! Another Scouse funny man who made it into the UK top 20 chart with his World Cup Song, Stan is showing no signs of retiring! More info here. Paul Smith Credit: Paul Smith, Hot Water Comedy Club A man from Liverpool, England was touring the USA on holiday and stopped in a remote bar in the hills of Nevada. He was chatting to the bartender when he spied an old Native American man sitting in the corner. He had tribal gear on, long white plaits, wrinkled face.
Short liverpool puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The liverpool humour may include short football jokes also. However, you may not always understand exactly what the insult means. It seems those who live further out from the city just can’t understand some aspects of our favourite slang words when they're thrown into the mix. Radio City DJ Kev Seed amassed a huge following during his time on breakfast. Seedy in the morning was accompanied by legendary characters Biffo and Peggy who had the listeners in absolute stitches with the cheeky banter.Similar to biff, this describes anyone who has been a bit of an idiot, from your kid sister to the old fella in the pub who can’t handle his ale. Are you messin? I see the players come here today, one or two players come out in the second half having a laugh and a joke - they’re one nil down at Anfield having a laugh and joke with some of the Anfield staff, goalkeeping coach - I don’t like to see all that rubbish.
There’s a massive turd on the floor in the Liverpool dressing room after one of their matches. The players can’t believe it. Roy Keane believes Manchester United's senior players 'let the club down' in the 7-0 thrashing by Liverpool at Anfield. One Everton fan is stood in the away end crying his eyes out. And with each tear, he feeds my soul. But because he is dying they accept and get him a shirt. After the old man put on the Man Utd shirt, one of his friends asks him why he changes the team right before he dies.Arsenal has been in the Champions League for 18 years straight and hasn’t won it, what are they gonna miss?
Another is that it comes from the use of the Scotch Davy (‘Divvy’) lamp, which had a tendency to explode. Miners were therefore called a ‘divvy’, if they used this type of lamp down the pits. Biff Liverpool and Man United are playing at Anfield and the Liverpool supporters are having a pint on the street when a Man Utd supporter walks by with only one shoe on.A primary teacher informs her students that she is a Liverpool fan. She invites her students to raise their hands if they, too, support Liverpool. Except for one little girl, everyone in the class raises their hands. A horse bolted and ran into Liverpool FC's training ground. The horse charged wildly at the team as they were in the middle of training. None of the players were hurt, but it clipped Klopp. From selling Avon to pretending to be The Chaser, there were some classic 'your da' jokes that everyone suggested. Albertto Michael said :”Saw a boss documentary on turtles last night, so went to buy a book on them today.
Q: You're trapped in a room with a Lion, Cobra snake and an Liverpool Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do? From things overheard in the chippy to some absolute gold from Scouse nans, these are the moments that show Scousers really have got the best sense of humour around.
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Aren’t you having any?” asks the United fan. “No,” replied the City fan, “I think I’ll wait till the Police get here.” The dealer replies, "It's voice activated. You tell it want kind of music you want to listen to, and it automatically changes." His friends think that that’s a little bit weird because he has been the biggest LFC fan his whole life. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and, as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. The first passenger is Cristiano Ronaldo: I’m the world’s best footballer, and my fans still need me. He takes one parachute and jumps.
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