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Our collection of midget jokes is meant to be lighthearted and entertaining, and we hope that you had a good time reading them. Why wasn’t the short guy hired to work as a waiter at the nudist colony? The manager told him that they couldn’t risk him poking his nose into other people’s private business. A witness reported seeing the midget criminal climb down the prison wall. He said it was a little con descending. Why did the short guy buy the house with the water fountain? Because he’s always wanted to own a swimming pool. We hope you can save this collection for reference the next time you’ll be needing suitable short people jokes and puns.

You're so short that when you get angry at people for making fun of you, all you can do is bite their ankles. Get prepared to enjoy a wild ride as we show you the best of midget humor, including smart wit and funny situations. Don’t worry, We have updated our big collection with best creative midget memes. All midget pictures look amazing and it will make people laugh like crazy. You can send these memes in private messages or post them online with your friends. How do you tell the difference between a midget and a dwarf? You can’t, the difference is very little.

She swore she would never go out with a midget again. There was too much they didn’t see eye to eye. This midget in my school has two moms I said did ur dad go get the milk he told me to shut up I said I don’t shut up I grow up like u should.

Then the man stops opens the pothole throws the kid in, closed the starts jumping in says 44,44,44!!! Why did the guy fail at flirting with the midget girl? He asked her if she was tall enough to ride his yoyo.Short person’s mantra: “God allows everything to grow until it’s flawless. For us, it takes less time!” Did you hear the eulogy about the dead dwarf? It said he took much viagra and now’s he’s a little stiff. The dwarf replies to him "Sliding?! I wasn't sliding, I have been trying to get off since 15 minutes ago!" Did you hear the story about the midget who was climbing down the prison wall? It is a little con descending. You're so short that michaelangelo could make a life size sculpture of you with 1 can of play-dough.