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The dyslexic traveller who wanted to visit the capital of Japan so booked a directy flight to Kyoto.
While much of his time is spent performing in front of the camera, he admits nothing comes close to playing live. Sometimes, a jokesmith misses the obvious...I recently was introduced to a new Talking Book narratrix who is distantly related to one of my singing idols, Al Jolson. When I told her I was the "King of Dyslexia Jokes" (see below), she asked "How do they work? Do you tell the punchlines first?" How do you confuse a dyslexic archaeologist? Show them an ancient “codex” and tell them it’s a menu! Why did the dyslexic musician become a conductor? Because they could read “bass clef” as “face bcle”!I have to admit that librarian showed the utmost level of professionalism especially in light of the fact that I went about this procedure "playing it straight." Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog. Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac? Lies awake all night wondering if the dog is real. I went to a dyslexic rave last night. Everyone was taking F’s and a bloke in the corner was trying to inject a Heron.
Not quite a dyslexia story...more like one of those puzzles "Puzzlemaster" Will Shortz posits on NPR on Sunday mornings..."Take the name of a Broadway Theatre; drop its last two letters; double one of the remaining letters; scramble those letters and you get the name of another Broadway theatre...amd here's a hint for all you non-New Yorkers: these theatres are right across the street from one another. If you know the answer, drop us a line..." While it’s important to approach this topic with sensitivity and respect for those who experience dyslexia, humor can play a role in raising awareness and reducing the stigma associated with the condition. My girl friend calls me a god. At first I was pleased, but now I'm not so sure as I remembered she's dyslexic!My girlfriend's dog died and to cheer her up I bought her an identical one. She was livid, ‘what am I going to do with two dead dogs?’ The cop thinks to himself, “Okay, so far, so good.” He walks across the street to the other vehicle. It seems the United States Postal Service has already ruined this one. The price of the standard first-class stamp will be increasing next month (May 2007) from 39-cents to 41-cents. The punchline with the lower amount, 14 cents, doesn't quite cut it. I came home from work tonight to find a note from my girlfriend which said, “I’m leaving you because you’re so stupid and bigoted.” The President of France said this week that English speakers were arrogant in their refusal to learn other languages, at least I think that’s what he said. But it all just sounded like haw he saw he haw he haw.
The best jokes are those that bring people together and celebrate the unique qualities and strengths of individuals with dyslexia, rather than making them the punchline.
My poor young son is dyslexic. He keeps writing on sheets of paper “semoithng, soemthnig, smoeithng”.
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