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Remember to never answer a phone during sex, even if you hilariously answer with, ‘I can’t talk now, I’m going into a tunnel. All men have it. Some have theirs longer than others sometimes depending on where they come from. The Pope and most Catholic bishops rarely use theirs. Men usually give it to their wives once they are married. What am I?

The medical community calls it “fellatio,” but the rest of us have our own phrases for performing oral sex on a man. The below is a comprehensive list of slang alternatives to “blowjob.” Some of these phrases are politically incorrect and other are completely ridiculous. Regardless, they exist in the collective lexicon. Here they are! A guy is sitting at the doctor’s office. The doctor walks in and says, “I have some bad news. I’m afraid you’re going to have to stop masturbating.” “I don’t understand, doc,” the patient says. “Why?” “Because,” the doctor says. “I’m trying to examine you.” Give it to me! Give it to me!” she yelled. “I’m so wet, give it to me now!” She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. Are you in need of some dirty minded jokes? Well, don’t you get tense because we have got you covered with a bunch of dirty jokes to share with your friends and family.

What’s better than a good laugh? Of course, a fantastic joke full of snark and sarcasm. We’ve got all kinds of funniest dirty minded jokes covering from the nasty dark humor to toilet humor as well. Because once you’re done with the breast and thighs all you have is an empty box to put your bone-in. An old woman walked into a dentist’s office, took off all her clothes, and spread her legs. The dentist said, “I think you have the wrong room.” “You put in my husband’s teeth last week,” she replied. “Now you have to remove them.” Though adulthood is all about taking responsibility for your own decisions in life, a little pause through dirty adult jokes can really perk you up. Have a look at the dirty jokes below and don’t forget to share them in your circle. For those mates with a twisted sense of humour, our offensive gifts are for you. Shop our middle finger sculptures, offensive office stationary and even personalised rude underwear!

You put your hands on me the first thing in the morning. You always play with me in bed before you get to sleep. I mostly live in your pants and I am always in your mind, you cannot live without me. What am I? As we’re talking, a passing hiker notices one of Greyer’s photographs on the table between us. He comes over to inspect it (Lady Gardens, Herefordshire) and introduces himself. Turns out this hiker has a similar eye for placenames. He and Greyer briskly compare notes, as if they are butterfly hunters or birdwatchers meeting in the field. Greyer asks: “Have you ever been over to Scarborough, and those cliffs called Randy Bell End?” I have a long shaft. I always penetrate with the tip first and I always come with a quiver. What am I? I’m the highlight of many dates. I’m especially responsive when you put your fingers deep inside me. What am I? I am mostly six inches long. I go in and out of your mouth in a rhythmic pattern. I am more comfortable when wet and very unpleasant when dry. I can be more fun when I vibrate. In the end, I make you happy and confident. Who am I?What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually search for a golf ball! I am dirty, I love being filled with wood, but someone only goes down on me once a year. What am I?

Planning to throw some dirty mind questions at your buddies during the party? Well, then keep an eye on these questions because such dirty jokes can surely put them up in an awkward position. Get a look. What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? “If we don’t get some support, people will think we’re nuts.” Though many people would pretend they don’t like dirty jokes or they don’t understand them, but deep down we all know that everyone enjoys receiving a slightly naughty message or laughing at a well-told dirty minded joke.The reason trees bloom in the spring is so their foliage will be out of the water in the summer months.”