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a b Weir, Alison (1996), Britain's Royal Families: The Complete Genealogy, Revised Edition, London: Random House, p.319, ISBN 978-0-7126-7448-5 Edward VII, also known as ‘Dirty Bertie’ and ‘Edward the Caresser’, was a man of gargantuan sexual appetites, who rutted his way through available (and not so available) lady folk like a tomcat with three testicles.

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Bertie seems to have had a particular taste for married women and often selected his mistresses from the wives of his intimate circle of friends, who considered it their duty to King and c*** to turn a blind eye. While Prince of Wales, Edward had to be dissuaded from breaking with constitutional precedent by openly voting for W. E. Gladstone's Representation of the People Bill (1884) in the House of Lords. [12] [90] On other matters, he was more conservative; for example, he did not favour giving votes to women, [12] [91] although he did suggest that the social reformer Octavia Hill serve on the Commission for Working Class Housing. [92] He was also opposed to Irish Home Rule, instead preferring a form of dual monarchy. [12]His mother, Queen Victoria, had hoped Bertie would take after his father, Prince Albert, and grow into a staunchly moral man. However, it was not to be.

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In 1860, Edward undertook the first tour of North America by a Prince of Wales. His genial good humour and confident bonhomie made the tour a great success. [16] He inaugurated the Victoria Bridge, Montreal, across the St Lawrence River, and laid the cornerstone of Parliament Hill, Ottawa. He watched Charles Blondin traverse Niagara Falls by highwire, and stayed for three days with President James Buchanan at the White House. Buchanan accompanied the Prince to Mount Vernon, to pay his respects at the tomb of George Washington. Vast crowds greeted him everywhere. He met Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, Ralph Waldo Emerson and Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr. Prayers for the royal family were said in Trinity Church, New York, for the first time since 1776. [16] The four-month tour throughout Canada and the United States considerably boosted Edward's confidence and self-esteem, and had many diplomatic benefits for Great Britain. [17]In the case of Richard and Philip, the bed sharing and the other statements of love between them are generally thought to have been a political statement. The two had teamed up to overthrow Henry II, and were just announcing to the world that France and England were allies. About the notion that the two were gay, historian Dr. John Gillingham states, Letter from Mrs Elise Stonor to Queen Victoria, 11 April 1871, quoted in Battiscombe, Georgina (1969), Queen Alexandra, London: Constable, p.112, ISBN 978-0-09-456560-9 and Ridley, p. 140 Townend, Peter, ed. (1970). Burke's Peerage & Baronetage (105thed.). London: Burke's Peerage Ltd. p.lxvii (ROYAL LINEAGE).

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Today, Jezebel published an interview with Borman — as well as an exclusive sex chair clip, which I suggest you watch, so you can really get a feel for its craftsmanship — who described how Queen Victoria’s son would trot off to France to do “what the hell he likes” outside the eye of his infamously modest mother. “Dirty Bertie,” who eventually became King of England, conducted a truly staggering number of affairs, but his custom-made-and-measured chair resided in his preferred Parisian brothel. Borman explained: Svensk rikskalender (in Swedish), 1909, p.155, archived from the original on 24 December 2019 , retrieved 20 February 2019– via runeberg.org When the courtesan La Barucci (who called herself the “greatest whore in the world”) was introduced to Bertie, she promptly dropped her dress to the floor and exposed herself. When he gets to the beach, he walks off without his parents but then notices that he's the only solo child and Royston's father is entering the contest too. This makes him angry. A woman who Bertie thinks looks like Miss Boot's ugly sister starts the competition and Bertie tries to use Whiffer as a model but Whiffer won't stand still and wants to dig too. His sand dog doesn't turn out so well but everyone else's sand sculptures are very fancy. When the contest ends, it starts to rain and Bertie keeps his sand dog dry with an umbrella, so he ends up winning and Royston throws a tantrum.Heffer, Simon (1998), Power and Place: The Political Consequences of King Edward VII, London: Weidenfeld & Nicolson, ISBN 978-0-297-84220-0 Davies, Rebecca (12 August 2013). "Children's Book Blog: Ask the Illustrator – David Roberts". The Independent. Archived from the original on 12 August 2013 . Retrieved 17 February 2017. Mansel, Philip (2005), Dressed to Rule, New Haven: Yale University Press, p.138, ISBN 978-0-300-10697-8