A Million Kisses In Your Lifetime: The steamy and utterly addictive TikTok sensation (Lancaster Prep)

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wren is studious, hard-working, and above all a rule follower. she thinks curse words are vulgar, has never been kissed, and is a daddy's girl. not only that but as a beacon of all that is purity, wren can be judgemental to girls who go off and have sex. and let’s not forget that one of the teachers at this prestigious boarding school is a known pedo/phile, yet no one does anything about it??

so instead wren focuses on her school work, covering up her rapidly developing body (as a big boobed girl myself, i related so hard to her struggles with clothing, getting leering looks and her mother looking at her body in disgust😭), until a psychology project puts her and crew on the same path. Wren Beaumont is quite possibly the last virgin in her senior class at Lancaster Prep. Making the promised to her father in a ceremony a few years ago and she has kept it ever since. Working hard to keep her grades she is not happy when she is forced to work with Crew. Even though he is gorgeous he is grumpy and crude towards her, he manages to open her eyes to the life she leads, the friends she thought she had (but were simply one-sided) and the opinions that others have of her. FOR THE LOVE OF THE LORD EVERYONE I AWARE THE GODDAMN TEACHER IS A SEXUAL PREDATOR AND NO ONE DID NOTHING?!!? anyone who knows me, knows i absolutely hate insta-lust. but here? i literally did not care. they didn't even have sex until like the 60-70% mark, and the build-up to it was perfect. they explored each other thoroughly instead of jumping straight to sex which i appreciated and showed how patient and thoughtful crew was.

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I’m a Lancaster, meaning I’m basically untouchable–or so I thought. It’s my family who owns this God forsaken private school that I don’t want to attend. But according to my parents, I have to endure my senior year at Lancaster Prep before I can return to what I love the most: ballet.

First I did not care for the way Crew talked to Wren or about girls in general. Rude, mysogonistic made me disgusted with him instead of making me like him.I shouldn’t be drawn to her. She’s not my type. Until we’re forced to work together in class and realize we might have more things in common than we originally thought. Soon enough I find myself completely obsessed. I will do anything for this girl to make her fall in love with me.

i don’t even know when to stop pointing out the red flags bc this whole book is little red riding hood. let’s stop romanticizing toxic relationships (and books) in 2023. Him pining for her since the moment he saw her was standard but when he went all out with her bday/Christmas gifts????? My material girl heart grew ten sizes 🥹🥹 he def won me over by the end. The fact that he never gave up made me love him more. He took her leaving as incentive to prove himself to her and I loveeddddd this. exhibit two: “And then there’s my sister, Charlotte. Our father sold her to the highest bidder and now she’s married to a man she doesn’t even know. He’s a decent guy, but shit.” ??? A dark and twisted bully romance full of secrets and lies… Whit Lancaster burst into my life like a storm. Dark and thunderous, furious and fierce. Cold, heartless and devastatingly beautiful, like the statues in our prep school gardens. The school with his family name on the sign. He can do no wrong here. This is his domain.ASSAULT SOUNDS WONDERFUL CREW THAT IS DEFINITELY HOW YOU GET THE GILR HOW NOT TO TELL YOU ABOUT YOU POTHEAD HABITS 💪🏻 CLEARLY THEY LEFT YOU WITHOUT A SINGLE BRAINCELL AND ANY LIKABLE QUALITY IN YOUR BODY.

the things that crew does for wren 🥰 i almost wish they had a massive argument, because i know crew would deliver the best grovel.

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Even the older girls, the upperclassmen, were drawn to her. Completely captivated by a seemingly innocent green-eyed girl who has barely spoken ten words to me in the entirety of her time here. Ladies and gentlemen we are stopping our usually broadcasted review to bring the news that Daughter of Paper and Stone is tired of trying to form coherent thoughts and is just going to leave very specific reactions to the horrific book up ahead. Be warned that some of the contents may make people implore with the outrage that she did as well. You see, West and I? We share a secret. On a hot summer night in Paris, we hooked up. And I never do that. Ever. I revealed parts of myself to him I’ve never shown anyone else. He’s seen me at my most vulnerable. I told him my secrets. And he told me his. In Paris, he was sexy. Protective. Even dare I say…sweet. He’s always been off limits because I know a relationship with him could never work. Like, ever. He’s too perfect, too sweet, too good looking. Taking what we have a step further has the potential to ruin everything, and his friendship is too important to me. Lovely literature right there. Especially when he proceeds to call someone else a misogynist after a few chapters of related thoughts.